|\/------------\ | | /\
| | OberstJedi ||||||  [=======================================>
|/\------------/ | | \/

DarthYoda

This is a custom skinning for Yoda (1.0).

While cleaning up one of the wretched hives of scum and villainy as he so often did, Yoda fought a battle in an old radioactive waste storage facility, when one of the nearby containers exploded because of a stray blast. The ooze that covered him didn't leave much to be seen, except for the strange little bit that glowed in the dark. Fashioning a new lightsaber for himself, the design being based on traumatic experiences in Area 51, Glow-da once again fought his noble journey. He began to hear voices, though, and soon felt other aftereffects to the "glow juice." After a while his body separated into mind and body, body becoming Darth Yoda and his mind forming Flow-da. Flow-da rematerialized later on into the original Yoda and he once again walked the path of the Lightside. Darth Yoda, however, hid in seclusion and stasis for the next few hundred years, until after Flo-da/Yoda's death and the Battle of Endor. He began to stalk Chewbacca with the intent to shave his head, because he couldn't stand seeing that much hair in one place. After Chewbacca's death, Darth Yoda summoned all his knowledge of the Force to send himself back in time to Middle Earth and become the legendary Aragorn of Arathorn, the heir to Islidur and King of Gondor, Strider, and a pervy hobbit fancier,...Didn't know about that did you?

The End